Kisah Benar

True story...
A taxpayer called up the LHDN (Inland Revenue Board) in Terengganu, and
asked for Form B. The LHDN clerk who answered the call asked for the
address to send the form to. The conversation goes:

LHDN CLERK : "Boleh bagi alamat encik?" (Can you give me your address?)

TAXPAYER : "Hantar ke Ranhill Worley." (Send to Ranhill Worley)

LHDN CLERKI : "Ranhill... eja macam mana?" (err...How to spell Ranhill?)

TAXPAYER : "R.. for Rumah... A for Ayam.. N for Nangka...
H for Holland ... I for itik... L for lain and lain...." (spelling)

LHDN CLERK : "Ok.. nanti kami hantar ke alamat
tu" (OK, we will send to that address...)



After waiting for a week, the form arrived - have a look at the address
on the envelope!!!